i wish i could do that
This is literally me. Every morning.
Actors & Actresses accidentally swearing when they’re not meant to.
Oh god its physically impossible for anyone to outcute them
nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
so I said, "I’m actually a boy, Miss."
Then one of my classmates slams his hands on the desks and shouts, "YOU’RE NO BOY!"
I turned around to him.
he said, “YOU’RE A MAN.”
I turned back around sheepishly smiling while all my male classmates cheered and shouted, my teacher simply smiled, apologized, and the lesson continued.
I’m thankful for that moment in my life, it gives me hope for the future.
That more trans people will be supported, and visible.
if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me
I love calling people nerds even though I’m the actual fucking nerd.
"I fuckin hate nerds" I whisper as i walk around a convention in full cosplay
These two guys are roommates and I fucking love hearing about the shit they do to each other
Keep your relationship private without keeping your partner a secret. There’s a difference between privacy and secrecy.